June 2012
1 post
May 2012
18 posts
JUST WON 10 TICKETS TO ABSOLUTE COMEDY!
WatchJust chilling with my kitty on our new IKEA Patio table! Don’t watch if you think something funny or exciting will happen, it’s just me being infatuated with Mikey.
"Business Trip"
On Thursday I left for MTL with Rebecca, we took the train which was quite entertaining. Jessica (Owner’s daughter) got us at the train station and we went to our hotel on Rue De La Montagne (frickin fabulous). It was soo gorgeous and classy, there was an infrared light in our bathroom! We got ready and went out to a nice Italian restaurant (W&G), got a bottle of wine with dinner. After...
Spent 160 in MTL today. Fack.
Oh that’s not including gas and food too. First time driving somewhere farther than around Ottawa with Lola. It was kind of scary and a bit stressful on the way there but very smooth on the way home thanks to my co pilot, Julian. We shopped for about 4 hours and then had dinner at 3 Amigos, I feel like I’m going to puke up my enchiladas! I have to return to reality tomorrow and I have...
WEDDING DAY
I woke up at 7:30, had a shower and now I’m making breakfast and painting my nails! I have a very very very long day ahead.
There is no point in me being here today, when my...
I just got one of my clients to sign their contract, that’s enough work for me for one day! Rebecca is taking an extra extra long lunch break, so our deal is that I get to leave at 4:30 instead of 6:00! I’m sooo excited!
I have a G license! What What!
My test was this morning at 9:05 am. I was told by friends to park backwards when I first got there so the examiner wouldn’t make me do it later. I don’t ever park backwards, I tried and failed by driving up onto the curb in front of everyone waiting to do their tests. It doesn’t stop there either. Here are the following things I did wrong/poorly during my test: - Back tires hit...
Lohan is going to be on Glee tomorrow!!
My microwave is busted
I never realized how much I use that damn thing. I just got home from Pascal’s party and I just wanted warm chocolate milk, so I boiled it on the stove. I fucking should be in bed right now because I work at 9am tomorrow but I just want to stay up, kind of feel like pulling an all nighter for no reason. Oh and Liz and I trashed Julian’s car before we left, literally took all the...
Matcha Smoothie Celebratory Snack!
I just sold my first Bathroom!!!!!! Got the deposit this morning and I’m on fire. I went to Carlingwood on my lunch break and got Thai and a Matcha Smoothie from Teaopia. It tastes kinda shitty because I put coconut in it. Ah well, MERC TONIGHT (I hope)!
House hunting is so much fucking fun.
April 2012
18 posts
Am I crazy?
I want to move out, I’m looking at two rooms tonight in houses full of strangers. I think this will be good for me, I’ll meet new people and really get to know myself. I may have a few break downs along the way when I haven’t done laundry in a week and I have nothing to wear or when I have nothing to eat and no money. BUT it will be worth it!! Right?? Both places are Downtown...
Okay Three Part Rant
1 So I follow this girl on Facebook that went to my high school. She is extremely Catholic and recently has been posting pictures/status’s of aborted babies and comparing them to things like the Holocaust. Everyone has an opinion and hers makes me want to puke so I shall now delete her off Facebook. End of rant one because I’m not going to waste more typing time on that girl. 2 Over...
I have so much to update my blog with, a big long...
Im at work all alone and it's weird and I'm...
Bummer
Just spent two hours online shopping to find out that everything I’m adding to my shopping cart is actually double the price. The site is from the UK and I am an idiot for not noticing £25.00 VS $25.00 . BUT it’s still an amazing online store which I will probably max out my Visa on. LINK www.dorothyperkins.com
I have many options..
Things I CAN do today but probably won’t: -Go for a bike ride -Read a book outside -Go for a drive to Marshalls -Put up the Gazebo -Go grocery shopping Actually I could probably do all 5 of these things. I just feel like my body turned inside out, too much partying. Mercury was amazing last night, I also went to Karaoke at Pub for a bit but ended the night at Mcdicks with Julian. We saw a...
I am a dark fairy tonight
Push up the tits, blitz the zits and spray the pits. My moto, made up by me, ok fine it wasn’t. CREDZ - “ALL I WANNA DO” 1998 Kirsten Dunst
March 2012
31 posts
bandofoutsiders asked: I HUNG OUT WITH FRANCIE AND JEW LAST NIGHT! We are officially planning a trip to visit you Canadian Milkbags! Get ready!!!!
Club Soda & OJ
Giuermo had a really good night last night, he was glad to have my body for a few hours, got all his angst out. Now I have to pay for his partying. Honestly don’t know how I’m going to make it through today, I’m chugging back OJ and Club Soda.
BRB MOTOR BOATING MY OWN TITSS
Someone bring me a joint please.
Oh also..
I left my phone on Nicks porch last night and it rained. This is my punishment, I know it’s fryed because it won’t turn on but I’m trying to be optimistic so I’ve placed it in a bed of rice. Crossing my fingers!
El-Ah-Dee
Just fell in love with this name. Finally I found a girl name I like. I don’t know if I want to spell it like Elladie, Ellady, Ellodie or Ellody. Side note, I think I got punched in the face last night, my cheek is bruised and swollen. I also think I have an alter persona that takes over my body when I drink. I haven’t named her yet. I need to stop watching so much United States of...
Nine Hundred and Thirty One Dollars
I finally got my taxes done and got back $931!!! I’m sooo happy, yesterday I found out that my insurance company charges me double, possibly triple in the first month and I did not budget for that. I picked up Lolah yesterday and brought her home. I’m honestly in love with her. She is so adorable and makes my heart melt! She has such a smooth drive and I want to put tacky eyelashes on...
I'm on the bus
I hate busses. I feel like death. I got kicked out of Babylon again because they hate me. They had no reason to kick me out because I wasn’t acting drunk. They only did it because of my history there. So unfair, I’m writting a letter to the manager. Besides that I had a solid St.Pattys.. I also grabbed Carlys bf’s dick. AWKWARD.